Councillor Finds New Toxin on GM Site!

As if lead, arsenic, copper, cadmium, barium, several kinds of PCBs and two dozen other pollutants weren’t enough, Councillor Karrie Porter has identified yet another contaminant. According to the councillor, “toxic masculinity” has polluted the GM brownfield site as well.
“While working to address issues on this property, there has been no end to misogyny, lies, opportunism and toxic masculinity, and I am not just talking about the owner,” Councillor Porter commented on her FB page.
We are deeply indebted to the councillor for pointing out this latest threat. Since no individuals infected with the condition were named, we are left to speculate as to whom Porter has diagnosed with this crippling malady. If you think you may suffer from toxic masculinity, we urge you to self-isolate and to always wear a mask, especially in mixed company.
In the meantime, we understand that scientists from the Ministry of Natural Resources are monitoring the fish population in 12 Mile Creek for an overabundance of chest hair.