Who are we?
The Substandard Collective is a group of Local Niagara residents and hopeless idealists committed to creating world peace, ending racism, solving the climate crisis, ending economic and social inequities, and ensuring there is a chicken in every pot. For the sake of efficiency, we have decided to achieve this through a single satirical site. (Don’t think we can pull it off? You got a better idea?)
We are delighted you have joined us and hope you will enjoy our valiant attempts at being funny while revealing existential truths missed by the mainstream media, such as it is.
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The Sub-Standard is a satire and parody publication. All articles contained within this website and on its social media accounts, however similar to real events, are fictitious. When public figures or actual businesses are mentioned by name, the corresponding story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons, businesses or events is entirely coincidental.
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