Along with Grimsby councillor Dave Sharpe and MP Dean Alison, a good chunk of West Lincoln’s mayor and council showed up in Ottawa to demonstrate their support for freedom-loving Canadian truckers and their American donors.
Dave Bylsma, West Lincoln mayor, pastor and founder of Mayor Dave’s Miracle Covid Juice, was unapologetic about his presence in Ottawa. “We are honouring the spirit of our forefathers,” he said in a Zoom interview from the nation’s capital. “When our Anglo-Saxon ancestors came to Canada it was understood that our God-given right to make up the rules as we go was only surpassed only by our right to live free of logic and common sense.
“That is freedom”, he continued. “I am proud to be a pureblood sidewalk commando in the fight to end the oppression caused by science-driven public health policies, publicly funded education, and especially being told we can only drive on one side of the road.”
He added that to keep the True North strong and free, everybody needs to get behind the protesting truckers’ demand to clog the hospitals, restrict access to health care due to overwhelmed doctors and nurses, and infect their neighbors.
When the SubStandard reporter remarked that his concept of freedom without responsibility was infantile, a nearby demonstrator leapt at the camera and yelled, “Hey, we ain’t no child molesters!”
At this point West Lincoln trucker/councillor Harold Jonker. rushing back from a local bank after depositing an undisclosed number of government baby bonus cheques, joined in. “Look, I know you think that tying up traffic for weeks, shutting down manufacturing plants, inconveniencing millions of people, honking horns all day and all night, fighting against health policies that have saved countless lives, and defying law enforcement officials is stupid. But actions like these are exactly what we need to make Canada great again!”
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